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Hannitales part 3: enter the cannibal

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So here’s the deal: reblog or send asks with the next two lines of the story, I’ll draw the one I like the most and then we’ll repeat the same thing so on and so forth until no one is sending suggestions anymore.

Tagging these as #hannitales cause i couldnt think of anything else

pussywag0n:

thefunniestblogger:

pornocreep:

freemindfreebody:

skinbonesandink:

younggt:

"birds and squirrels and earth and sky"

Oh..

I freakin love my dogs.

Holy fuck. I love my dog. She ain’t ever going anywhere.

Does anyone else see “Dedicated to Rambo May he live a thousand years” at the bottom? Because I can’t. I’ve just got a dog treat in my eye is all

Butthole must sparkle

(Source: mouserawr)

dobdob:

necroticnymph:

briansandstorm:

That awkward moment when Diablo shows up to your religious protest

This reminds me of an old story I heard from a friend. One year, an anime con was being held the same weekend as a Bible Conference. This dude in an Ifrit costume, stilts and all, gets into the elevator, all hunched over, on his way down to the lobby. Before he could reach the lobby, the elevator stopped on another floor. Two old ladies clutching bibles were about to step on when they see this giant red demon-creature.

And in his deepest voice he says, “Going down?”

They shrieked and ran off to find another elevator.

oh boy I have a story to contribute. On Saturday I was on my way to London Film and Comic Con as Abaddon from SPN. I’d upgraded the prosthetics (a decapitation wound that was actually sewn up with a suturing needle) and covered myself in fake blood before realising I was going to have to travel through London like this. I didn’t want to freak any nice people out so wore a scarf hijab-style to cover it all up.

Cut to me being singled out by an evangelical Christian outside the tube station (I think because of my punk clothes?) who tried to give me a homophobic pamphlet and shouted “you’re going to hell the way you’re living.”

Without skipping a beat I lifted up the scarf and replied “Darling. Been there, done that. They made me Queen”

He jumped back in horror, I strolled on. The only thing that could have made it better would have been an M.I.A. soundtrack.

ectolime:

clay-phoenix:

leo-arcana:

lil-weezing:

ask-flameprince:

ask-alex-the-vampire-princess:

arthur-christmas-claus:

auspisstice:

ferlmao:

himapapaftw:

blackmormon:

i think Paulina from danny phantom is the older Trixie tang

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I wouldn’t be surprised

Woah woah woah, that means

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whA T

HEADCANON ACCEPTED

Can we please not forget about this? 

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Wait then what if

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i cannot accept this

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WHAT THE FRICK IS GOING ON

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friends forever

pirates-of-the-atlantic:

prince-damien-thorn:

the-killers-of-the-night:

darthawesomist:

forevermasky:

queenscout:

feferis-butt:

samwichcha7:

doge-wit-a-bloge:

thedarklordfluffypoopykinz:

s-s-s-stridercombobreaker:

nestletrollhouse:

toonskribblez:

unusualjuggernaut:

lunarch-sounds:

everyonelovesrobots:

xpsychohogx:

Bubbly Theif ooo

Sexy Genius

B3c

Faithful Mentor ;; u ;;

A Tortured Fighter? yeah all right. 

Magical Berserker

Yup, that sounds about right.

cold anti-hero

i can live with that 

Faithful lover

Tortured Leader heck yeah

legendary child

snarky reaper

Mistaken talent

faithful detective well guess that means i really am batman

Daring Thief. I’m n⊗t complaining.

Tortured reaper

Tortured Hunter

Sexy detective~ ((mine are D and H))

Heroic Detective. Alright then.

Magical Hunter

(Source: julieyumi)

lepidoptera-and-insulin:

Allow me to introduce you to the Red-eyed Crocodile Skink. Since these guys were recently discovered (mid to late nineties), there isn’t a whole lot that is known about them, but I’ll share a few facts with you here. 
These guys can grow up to ten inches in length, though the average is more like seven.
They’re pretty shy and choose to play dead as their defense mechanism. 
Other than geckos, these guys are one of the only lizards that vocalize. Their sound is described as a barking noise when they’re in distress
Average lifespan is listed at around 6 years 
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lepidoptera-and-insulin:

Allow me to introduce you to the Red-eyed Crocodile Skink. 
Since these guys were recently discovered (mid to late nineties), there isn’t a whole lot that is known about them, but I’ll share a few facts with you here. 

  • These guys can grow up to ten inches in length, though the average is more like seven.
  • They’re pretty shy and choose to play dead as their defense mechanism. 
  • Other than geckos, these guys are one of the only lizards that vocalize. Their sound is described as a barking noise when they’re in distress
  • Average lifespan is listed at around 6 years 
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